It seems all the rage today to make Satan Cool again. The only thing I understand about Satan worship is that it is retarded and sad, just like the story of Marty Insull. Marty was a fella I knew. He played accordion for Cajun band in a bar I used to frequent. However the ways of Satan got into his head and then he went down the path less travelled, the path of the Devil. He met some Satanists who convinced him to play accordion in a Satan Band. Marty was put in ward after they found him injecting stray cats with urine he'd fermented with yeast in microbrews. I tell you what, if you are into Satan Rock, you'll end up just like Marty drinking goat semen for giggles. Even
The Onion is better than Satan. Peace.
[May 15, 2000 @ 11:30 AM]
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