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Sun, 04 Jun 2000

The Abduction of FTP Frank

FTP Frank just FTPed me and told me that "gravy" was not the answer to the riddle. Well guess what FTP Frank, normal contributing members of society do not believe things said by people who live in sheds. And that means you FTP Frank since you live in a shed that isn't even yours I might add. Furthermore I would like to point out that it is people like you that the government targets to do their fake alien abductions and autopsies on to cover up whatever they are putting into gravy. I'm not saying I have or haven't ever worked for the government FTP Frank, I'm just saying you'd better watch it or pretty soon there is gonna be a documentary on Discovery about how FTP Frank was forced to eat blue mimeograph with the blue inky flying fat girl. So fuck you FTP Frank and the fey sailboat you sailed in on. The answer will forever and ever, ever "gravy". Now, you'd better go watch the skies FTP Frank, watch them.

[June 4, 2000 @ 06:16 PM]
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