The valet at the Fresno left my windows down, and two cats got into my Hummer and shit all over the dash. That son of a bitch- he's lucky I tipped him BEFORE I saw the cat shit. I had to Febreeze the living shit out of the dash. Hey, that's funny because I really did have to Febreeze the shit out of the dash. I should write this stuff down.
[November 9, 2002 @ 10:10 PM]
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