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Willy Wonka - 8 Jim Shooter - 0

[January 8, 2002 @ 09:53 AM]
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Richard Pryor

Jim, Gene is all yours! And don't think he is going to give you a Blow Pop either. Every goddman time that bastard would ask to see my ass, with the promise that he'd give me a Blow Pop if I showed him, he always said he forgot the Blow Pop and had to go to his car to get it. DON'T THINK HE'S PAYING. Willy Wonka is NOT real and neither are the Blow Pops! I wonder if he even has a car.

[January 8, 2002 @ 09:52 AM]
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But maybe you can Score...

A point with Gene that is.

[January 7, 2002 @ 12:00 PM]
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Willy Wonka - 7 Jim Shooter - 0

[January 7, 2002 @ 11:59 AM]
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Gene Wilder

Hey Jim, I don't think Willy Wonka is real, because I played him in a movie. But, I'm real, and very single. How's about you and me go for a drink some time? And if you like sweat stuff, have I got something for you if you know what I mean.

[January 7, 2002 @ 11:57 AM]
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Willy Wonka - 6 Jim Shooter - 0

[January 4, 2002 @ 08:59 AM]
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Karl Marx

Jim, if you of paid your membership fees on time, I would have said Willy Wonka was real. But I can't support you on this one.

[January 4, 2002 @ 08:57 AM]
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Memory

Jim.........

..........did you think I'd forgotten because of Christmas vacation?

Willy Wonka

I never forget.

[January 3, 2002 @ 06:30 AM]
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Christmas Vaction

I am back from Christmas Vacation.

[January 2, 2002 @ 12:45 PM]
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Willy Wonka - 5 Jim Shooter - 0

[December 14, 2001 @ 07:09 AM]
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John Deere

immy, I made you! And what is the thanks you give? Only you're back that you've turned on those who gave you a helping hand when you needed it most. Now you lead the so-called sophisticated life of a socialite. Just like you've forgotten how to ride a tractor, you've forgotten your friends. No, you only talk to people who play golf and hang at oxygen bars. You're a Jtraitor! Willy Wonka and is no more real than our friendship and I don't care about your new friends! So quit sending me letters bragging about the high-life and all your playboy pow-wows. You're a RAT JIM SHOOTER, YOU'RE A FAT RAT IN THE WORST WAY!!!

[December 14, 2001 @ 07:07 AM]
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Message from Corneal Mustard - Fake Teeth?

Good God Girk Jim. How is she going to eat her KFC? You have no soul.

[December 13, 2001 @ 03:41 PM]
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Grim Jim

It is looking grim Jim. On that note, I'm gonna go snap into a Slim Jim.

Willy Wonka - 4 Jim Shooter - 0

[December 13, 2001 @ 03:34 PM]
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Employee Message from the Whore Next-Door

The devil is right! Jimmy is going to burn! He slept with me too! He promised me he buy me some new false teeth, but he hasn't yet! That filthy liar, telling fibs to a helpless 72 year old woman! I hope he burns forever!!!

[December 13, 2001 @ 03:31 PM]
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Message from Corneal Mustard - The fake devil?

Jim, I've gotta burst you're bubble, you're point is getting revoked and given to Willy Wonka. If you had of counted carefully, the devil should have been employee "4" and not employee "3". There was the Nurse, Wil, Cal and then the devil. It just like Clue really. So that means, the devil was fake. When you found that 1-900 talk to satan number, that went to my office. It was me on the other end of the phone who said I'd vote for you. You didn't know it was me, because I've got one of those gizmos that changes your voice over the phone. So I'm afraid we've gotta put the score back at:

Willy Wonka - 3 Jim Shooter - 0

[December 12, 2001 @ 08:55 AM]
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