the mind lab

Bebe's Kids

Does anybody know if Bebe's Kids won an Oscar?

[May 25, 2000 @ 05:21 PM]
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Sharpy Bean

Sharpy Bean is being held in the mountain stronghold by a group baddies!

[May 25, 2000 @ 04:47 PM]
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Poachers the Advertising Scheme

Poachers also make a good advertising scheme. Poachers are great comic relief. Crocodile Dundee was a box office smash hit because they made good use of Poachers. They even made a Crocodile Dundee II cause the Poacher scheme was so successful.

[May 24, 2000 @ 05:46 AM]
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Show me the pony!

Somebody on the Bulletin Board called Looking, posted a message on 22:20:32 5/23/2000 looking for advertising schemes. You have come to the right place! For I am a wealth of ideas, but I do not give my ideas away. I do sell them however.

Ponies
PONIES SELL LIKE HOTCAKES!!!
Pony Pie just 5.95
Pony Wi-Hi
Pony for boy
Pony for a girl
Pony for old man Codger
Ponies around the World!
Pony + Pony equals Two Pony
Show me the Pony!

[May 24, 2000 @ 05:40 AM]
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Flaming Tabasco Grey Poupon

I wonder why they haven't made Flaming Tabasco Grey Poupon. It seems to be a natural progression in the Pouponian line of food condiments. May be Grey Poupon thinks they are too good... Screw classy food. I'll just eat buffalo wing sauce on my french fries.

[May 24, 2000 @ 05:17 AM]
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De'signation du contenu

Ha! Ha! That makes me laugh. I feel just like I'm in the Grey Poupon commercial. No, I don't have any Grey Poupon, but I do have a dead in eel in my pants.

Link: I think someone is manipulating figures here...
Picture: Gourmet Bulk Food Condiments is the only way to go.

[May 24, 2000 @ 05:12 AM]
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List of Contents (De'signation due contenu)

Snakes

[May 24, 2000 @ 05:02 AM]
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Tooth

Black things in your tooth means it is time to brush.

[May 23, 2000 @ 03:06 PM]
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Smokey Quartz

Smokey quartz makes for a great gift for the wife or girlfriend; cause it is gem that they can do real big. I really like those smokey quartz earrings. I think they're fab.

[May 22, 2000 @ 06:16 PM]
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Nevermind...

It was my finger that smelled like pepper. That's funny. But I'm not laughing.

[May 22, 2000 @ 03:25 PM]
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Pepper

Something smells like pepper...

[May 22, 2000 @ 03:24 PM]
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Robots VS Dogs

A crazy notion, but it happens.

Picture: Robot VS Dog

[May 21, 2000 @ 05:04 PM]
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Wheelly Bar

My bar on wheels, it didn't happen. So much for big plans. That's okay, I'll just throw the shopping cart in the neighbor's dog pen.

[May 21, 2000 @ 04:06 PM]
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Ignant Speaker

I asked the speaker guy up Circuit City if they could install a Woofer, a Tweeter and a Hooter speaker in my car. He thought I was joking. You'd think they'd have more competent people working at Circuit City, but they don't.

[May 21, 2000 @ 04:03 PM]
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Saturday Bar

I haven't slept in about 37 hours, and it is right about now, DJ Fatboy Slimmy, that I start looking to build things. I've heard in Chicago they have these new hover bars. A floating bar is hockey for me, too much like a happy cloud in Mario World. However, I do like the notion of a movable bar just like I like the notion of Silver Dollar Nipples. So I am going to pop over to food lion and take a couple wheels off the shopping carts and make me wheelly bar. Hell, maybe I'll just throw a whole cart in the back of the Mini Van and make a lazy man's movable bar by attaching a piece of plywood with duct tape to the top of the cart. The Mini Van has got tons of room.

[May 20, 2000 @ 06:20 AM]
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