the mind lab

I kick off every morning with a bowl of fiber bran. I tell you what that stuff is amazing. It should be a biological weapon it is so powerful. Food hits my stomach and it is instantly turned into organic waste. I eat a banana and it is immediately liquefied.

[July 14, 2000 @ 12:59 AM]
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Tue, 11 Jul 2000

Leaning Two

I'm going camping tonight, cause I made a lean-two out of some bags I found.
Link: Camp Out

[July 11, 2000 @ 09:53 PM]
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Barn

I wonder what they keep in the barn...
Link: Barn

[July 11, 2000 @ 09:52 PM]
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Dirty Dishes

So today I went into the lounge area and there weren't any dirty dishes in the sink. I opened up the cupboard and I be damned if there wasn't a whole stack of plates in there. They all had this little fern design on them. So I took about ten or so plates outs and I spit on each one. I spent all of lunch in the lounge. Two people came in and used two of the plates. Man, I am glad I have 8 more. 8 times the laughs!

[July 11, 2000 @ 09:35 PM]
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Fri, 07 Jul 2000

Freedom

Freedom is vast and I am curious about it. As a result, I beg you, let me see your wife's pussy, just for fun.

[July 7, 2000 @ 11:37 PM]
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Melted

I span 79 times in the swivel chair and my brain was fried.
Link: Melties

[July 7, 2000 @ 07:27 PM]
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Wed, 05 Jul 2000

Whore

I was lost in Phili the other night. I was looking for Deleware Ave. and I went up to this really good looking lady and I asked her for directions. She told me and asked me if that was all I wanted. I said yes and I left. I think she was mad.

[July 5, 2000 @ 09:34 PM]
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Pokeroni

My buddy Brian tells me that Pokemon Macaroni tastes way better than regular macaroni. Cool-Mo-D.

[July 5, 2000 @ 09:32 PM]
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