Today, somebody asked me who I would be if I could be any character from a literary work, and i said Capt. Picard and they said "No", and I said "Make it so".
It is a disgusting practice if you ask me. I wouldn't even do it if I had really good kitchen gloves and was listening to free jazz. Hell, I wouldn't do it if I had a really nice B-Eye. I don't need a B-Eye. I can just go to the website. Screw those tubes. That is for nurses and perverts.
I bet the people who made this page have never played quake. Just kidding, I shouldn't patronise. I should right them and ask them if they have beetle skins for quake or at least my Winamp.
I've got a beetle problemo. A lot of persons (who says persons? Everybody says "people"; but I just thought I'd use "persons" because I feel like saying "missing" before it) have roach problems. Not me though, I've got a beetle problemo. I can hear the little shits breathing at night.
...would be to have each of the prongs decorated with a rubber band at the end. One blue rubber band and one red one. I can almost visualise it in my head.
I know this girl who thinks she's a vampire and she tried to convince me she had fangs. They were fake. To think, she tried to pull the wool over my eyes.