It is a disgusting practice if you ask me. I wouldn't even do it if I had really good kitchen gloves and was listening to free jazz. Hell, I wouldn't do it if I had a really nice B-Eye. I don't need a B-Eye. I can just go to the website. Screw those tubes. That is for nurses and perverts.
I've got a beetle problemo. A lot of persons (who says persons? Everybody says "people"; but I just thought I'd use "persons" because I feel like saying "missing" before it) have roach problems. Not me though, I've got a beetle problemo. I can hear the little shits breathing at night.