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The Sting

Good gravy. It really is the end of the world.

Po-Po

[November 8, 2002 @ 10:48 PM]
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For Sarah:

Get my tickets NOW.

[November 8, 2002 @ 10:45 PM]
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Seven Maidens

If I had my own website, it would be called "Seven Maidens". I would always be depicted as the farmer surrounded by maidens prepared to do my every bidding. On second thought, I'd make it 8 maidens. I wonder if I could get the Monty Python guy to be the webmaster.

[November 8, 2002 @ 10:43 PM]
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Misunderstanding

Jim had my paper all along. I'm glad I got it back before he did the crossword. I still think the times is on the verge of bankruptcy though.

[November 8, 2002 @ 10:47 AM]
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Friday

No newspaper this morning. Maybe they went bankrupt.

[November 8, 2002 @ 09:14 AM]
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Tips

Maybe I should get my hair styled. That girl on the Survivor Channel Fashion Hour keeps talking about "tips". I wonder if I would look good with color "tips" in my hair. Maybe I'd look like that kid from the Mountain Dew commercial. Man, I would kill for a Mountain Dew right now.

[November 7, 2002 @ 09:01 PM]
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You know...

Now that I think about it, the moon is a pretty big place. I bet those are other pictures from the moon. I didn't see a NASA logo anywhere in those shots. I hope the Russkies haven't been to the moon. That's un-American.

[November 6, 2002 @ 10:58 PM]
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How can this be????

I'm speechless!

Brainsluce

[November 6, 2002 @ 10:50 PM]
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Power

I wonder if I got any votes. Sarah said she voted for Chief Moose. I didn't see his name on the ballet though...

[November 6, 2002 @ 10:08 PM]
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Super Tuesday

Did you remember to vote? I did. But if you didn't, you can always use the "I Voted" sticker from last election. They never change it, so people will still think that you did you patriotic duty. Come to think of it, I wish they'd get a new sticker already. I mean, all that tax money and they can't update a lousy sticker once in a while? Come to think of it, where do those tax dollars go anyway? I should have someone look into that.

[November 5, 2002 @ 11:49 PM]
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Halloween

I slept through Halloween. I had the perfect costume too. I bet there's still some discount candy at WalMart.

[November 4, 2002 @ 12:19 PM]
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Dollar Days

It is virtually amazing, the Dollar Days site looks just like the Dollar Tree except that it is is on the web. Is today a Dollar Day? I don't know. We will see.

Dollar Days

[September 13, 2002 @ 08:28 AM]
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Tic Tacs

I fit like 100 Tic Tacs in my mouth just now and it was tic-tac-a-licious.

[September 13, 2002 @ 08:17 AM]
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Cows

I was thinking about all those contaminated cows a while back they were going to send into fields to check for mines. Another good use for them might be test drugs on them, like LSD and crack so that we would know what the effects would be.

[September 6, 2002 @ 12:06 PM]
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Something in my sock

I just found a toenail clipping in my sock. I'd better not shout it too loud, otherwise everyone will want one in their's too.

[August 23, 2002 @ 07:27 AM]
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