the mind lab

Free Stuff

People are always like, "I love free stuff", and I'm like, "Do you like rocks and dirt?" and then I grab and handful of dirt or rocks and jam it in their face and I'm like "SO HOW DO YOU LIKE FREE STUFF NOW". Then they change their minds.

[May 15, 2003 @ 11:05 AM]
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She likes me

I think the little Taiwanese girl likes me. She gave a brown hardboiled egg that she'd been keeping in her cupboard. All for me!

[May 13, 2003 @ 01:53 PM]
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Larry's Recipe for Caffeinated Rice

1. Get your rice cooker.
2. Put in 1/2 cup of rice and 1/2 of cup of water (or however you normally prepare your rice in the rice cooker - I always add a bit more than a 1/2 cup of water).
3. Add a teaspoon of instant coffee (or however much you'd use to make yourself one cup)
4. Stir it up to make sure the instant coffee dissolves into the water. It may be easier to add the water and coffee first and the rice last.

[May 8, 2003 @ 12:05 PM]
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Employee BBS Update TIME

I'd better do another update.

[May 5, 2003 @ 08:21 AM]
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Soap Shavings

I put some soap shavings in my underwear. It is a good way to keep clean all day.

[May 5, 2003 @ 08:20 AM]
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I did an Employee BBS Update

I thought it was pretty good. Maybe the best ever. How come nobody is here...

[May 1, 2003 @ 11:42 AM]
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If Chook is now open...

Then how come no one is here... I'd better update the employee BBS.

[May 1, 2003 @ 11:39 AM]
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CHOOK IS NOW OPEN

You know it is has been like 10 months since for no REASON I closed CHOOK DOWN. But today, I realized that the English language makes no sense. Like, you know the phrase, "the fabric of time"? Well now, how come they don't use cotton in place of time?!?! If they did, then it would parallel, cause cotton makes fabric not TIME. But NOBODY KNOWS WHY!!! IT IS TRULY A CONUNDRUM!!!

[April 29, 2003 @ 11:38 AM]
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Owwww

These new sneakers make my feet ache. I'm taking them back tonight. I should have bought a pair of Timbo's instead.

[February 24, 2003 @ 02:56 PM]
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Winter Time

I love it when we get a February snow storm like this. I mean, you think winter is all over and done with, and then, BAM! Sneaks up on ya'. Times like these I really appreciate that Hummer V.2.0 I got sitting out there. If I can get to my parking space, then I don't let them plow the lot. If I can do it, everyone should be able to. Jim said, "Not everybody has a Humvee, Larry..." That's right Jim. Not everybody does. Some of us drive RAV-4's . And by the way, Jimmy, It's Tuesday, 10:20 am, and you're late to work.

[February 18, 2003 @ 09:18 AM]
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2 Big Macs

Dinner is served! 2 Big Macs for 2 bucks- that's what I call delicious!

[January 30, 2003 @ 09:12 PM]
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Larry Claus

Larry Claus will be in the building all day today. If you see Larry Claus, don't forget to ask for a special treat! If you've been nice all year, Larry Claus just might have a little something for your! Ho ho ho!!!!

[December 19, 2002 @ 08:33 AM]
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Ho Ho Ho!

I can hardly wait! 7 days and counting! I wonder what Santa is going to bring me this year. Whatever it is, I hope it's Asian...

[December 18, 2002 @ 06:44 PM]
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Cryogenics

I wonder if I should get into cryogenics. I heard that Walt Disney made a fortune off of it.

[December 12, 2002 @ 04:58 PM]
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Yay Pam!

Pam guessed that I was in my office. Kudos, Pam. Can't put one past you!

[December 2, 2002 @ 02:16 PM]
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