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Tue, 28 May 2002

Bob Dick

Thank God for Bob Dick.

Bob Dick

[May 28, 2002 @ 08:39 PM]
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LOTR

Thank God I've got the ring.

Ring

[May 28, 2002 @ 08:34 PM]
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Rich

Thank God I'm Rich.

Rich

[May 28, 2002 @ 08:31 PM]
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Fat

Thank God I'm Fat.

Fat

[May 28, 2002 @ 08:30 PM]
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The Snow Leopard

The squinty eyed Snow Leopard has played guitar with the likes of Vince Gill. No joke.

The Snow Leopard

[May 28, 2002 @ 06:05 AM]
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Mon, 27 May 2002

The Ten Commandments

They should make it a law that if a person doesn't cry during "The Ten Commandments" that they are Un-American.

[May 27, 2002 @ 08:33 AM]
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Fri, 24 May 2002

What is the point?

Of a Granola bar made with a Butterfinger bar? Why not just buy the Butterfinger?

[May 24, 2002 @ 02:30 PM]
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Information Progress Report

I am living proof that Information Age is a roaring educative success. Just the other day, I was talking to Neo in Circuit City, and Neo said he read on the Information Net that Monster Cables were the best for stereos and I threw him in a headlock and got a 70% discount. As long as they don't check the video cameras like they did in 24, the customer is always right in this Age of Information.

Information Progress Report

[May 24, 2002 @ 05:03 AM]
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Progress Report

I would like a progress report.

[May 24, 2002 @ 04:37 AM]
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Thu, 09 May 2002

Moontang

That is what they call female astronaut.

[May 9, 2002 @ 09:43 AM]
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Tue, 07 May 2002

Car and Model and China Buffet

I don't think that domain name is taken...

[May 7, 2002 @ 09:28 AM]
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Car and Model

Two of my favorite things in the world - together on one site! If they only had a China Buffet too, I'd be in heaven!

Car and Model

[May 7, 2002 @ 09:28 AM]
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Wed, 01 May 2002

Counseling

Now that I think about it... I think the joke was told by a stalker. Maybe I ought to get counseling.

[May 1, 2002 @ 06:28 AM]
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Dream Joke

I had a dream the other night, and in the dream I told a joke. The joke went, "I saw you today" and the punch line was "I'll see you tomorrow". In the dream it was very funny. But I don't get it now.

[May 1, 2002 @ 06:26 AM]
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Mon, 22 Apr 2002

Hunger...

Ohhhhhh.... I'm so hungry... I'm think I'm gonna die....

[April 22, 2002 @ 09:19 AM]
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