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Wed, 12 Dec 2001

Back in the game

It looks like you are still in the game Jim. I don't know if I'd want to be still in the game that way, but I've got to hand it to you. You aren't vice president of Chook for nothing. You're ruthless.

Willy Wonka - 2 Jim Shooter - 1

[December 12, 2001 @ 08:40 AM]

Employee number three: The Devil

Jim is right about Willy Wonka, he's real. I know, because I've got Willy's soul just like I'm gonna get Jimmy's for sleeping with those prostitutes! And to think, ol' Jim-bob is a married man. What will his wife and kids say when Jimmy is roasting in hell? They'll say "Burn Jim, Burn!!!!"

[December 12, 2001 @ 08:33 AM]

Tue, 11 Dec 2001

Thanks Employee Ripken

Current Score:

Willy Wonka - 2 Jim Shooter - 0

[December 11, 2001 @ 05:18 PM]

Cal Ripken

I just popped by to say hey what's up Larry. And great time last week at the BBQ! Those BBQ-sauce ladies were something else! To the point though, and let me say why I stopped by the office today. Willy Wonka is fake. Just because I got my picture on the Big League Chew pack, doesn't mean that every individual who is pictured on candy is likewise real. Come on Jim! Get with the program and quit striking out!

[December 11, 2001 @ 05:16 PM]

Mon, 10 Dec 2001

Thanks Will

I guess that makes the current score:

Willy Wonka - 1 Jim Shooter - 0

[December 10, 2001 @ 05:30 PM]

Message from Will Rodgers

Hi, I'm Will Rodgers. I don eat no canty, I jus eat finga liken chicken cuz itz goooooooood. Smack crackle pop chicken bone in wok with a little fish sauce. Nah, candy aint food, it is fake food. So anybody on a candy box has ita-ergo gotta be fake too!!! Well I gotta go hit the yard with a rake, and buy some dough to bake, and russle me some chicken and make some chicken fried steak.

[December 10, 2001 @ 05:26 PM]


I'm a little late into the office today... Well, I guess I'll just have to make do on the employee posting front and just work with whoever I can grab.

[December 10, 2001 @ 05:17 PM]

Fri, 07 Dec 2001

Nurse Alice

Alice, oh Alice! I love your nurse outfit! That is something swell! Hiring you was defiantly the best thing I've ever done for Chook Industries. And I have absolutely no idea what Garjoe is. But I'm glad you like it. So, stop by my office and we can talk about it, and be sure to wear the nurse outfit. Hubba-hubba!

[December 7, 2001 @ 01:04 PM]

Message from Alice Woods

I'm not really sure what to type other than I like working for Chook. I also wonder about the Garjoe theme and if Mr. Snow knows when it is coming down?

Alice Woods
Chook Industries
Health Advisor

[December 7, 2001 @ 10:11 AM]

Thu, 06 Dec 2001

Message from Willy M. Wonka

Jim's mad again. He thought I was just going to talk about employee relations and not mention Willy Wonka anymore. Well Jim, "I am not a crook, I am Willy M. Wonka."

- Willy M. Wonka

[December 6, 2001 @ 10:31 AM]

Project: Goodwill-Willy Wonka

I Willy Wonka decry and decree, that after the botched Willy Wonka sessions with Jim Shooter, that Chook Industries will band together to try and save Mr. Shooter from further embarrassment that he did not know who Willy Wonka was. This grandiose cover-up will be a display of unity, team work and the love that is the human spirit, which was also employed in other famous cover-ups such as the Watergate. But where Watergate failed, Chook shall endeavor. To accomplish these ends, Jim's posts about Willy Wonka will be the first in a series of posts by Chook employees on the Mind Lab. In these posts, I will select an employee and have a chat. These chats will act as disinformation, and draw attention away from the fact that Jim thought Willy Wonka was flesh and blood, just like Richard Nixon.

- Cordially Yours, Willy Wonka Esquire

[December 6, 2001 @ 10:27 AM]

Message from Jim Shooter

After speaking at length today with Larry, I have agreed to be the first of a series of posters in a new project that Larry will be overseeing on the Mind Lab over the course of the next couple weeks that aims to better employee relations. Larry will be explain the purpose and projected goal of this project. - Jim

[December 6, 2001 @ 10:08 AM]

Wed, 05 Dec 2001

End of Posting Session

Jimmy thinks I typed Willy Wonka on purpose. He's mad I do believe, I do, I do believe. I can hear him sharpening pencils in the other room as I type. Jim, you should be happy. Although my fingers were typing on the keypad, I wasn't typing. This can only mean one thing; that the spirit of Willy Wonka entered into my body and typed the message for me, which means that Willy Wonka must be real after all. Jim, you should be happy. You were right and I was wrong. Willy Wonka is not a fictional character associated with candy, but he's real, oh so very real! We could do a movie, just like the "Sixth Sense", and rather than say "I see dead people", I could say "I see Willy Wonka".

[December 5, 2001 @ 08:38 AM]

Message from Willy Wonka

Good morning everybody, this is Willy Wonka. It is my feeling that Chook Industries is the new business of the millennium and it will go far. - Willy Wonka

[December 5, 2001 @ 08:28 AM]

Message from Jim Shooter

Good morning everybody, this is Jim Shooter. It is my feeling that Chook Industries is the new business of the millennium and it will go far. - Jim

[December 5, 2001 @ 08:26 AM]