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Wed, 05 Dec 2001

Posting Session

Jim is gonna post again this morning to show that there are no hard feelings between he and I over the Willy Wonka incident and that Chook lives and dies as a team. Here we go; Jim first.

[December 5, 2001 @ 08:23 AM]

Tue, 04 Dec 2001

Further Message from Larry

Jimmy pissed off now! Woooo-weeee! He's trying not to show it, but I can tell. He's madder than a hornet! Look at Jimmy buzzing around! I told him he could reply back on the Mind Lab if he wanted to, but he doesn't want to, because he's afraid that would show distention among the ranks. Well Jim, no distention among the ranks would be shown if you replied back. Everybody knows that the name Willy Wonka is a fictional one associated with candy. You're lack of familiarity with this piece of trivia is just a bad demonstration of intellect on you part, not distention. Oh no. Jim just buzzed out of my office under the premise that he has some papers to file. I bet he's not going to file papers at all... I bet he's off to get other people's opinion if Willy Wonka is real or not.

[December 4, 2001 @ 12:28 PM]

A reply to Jim from Larry

Jim, that was the dumbest post I've ever read. I can't believe that you even posted it.

[December 4, 2001 @ 12:11 PM]

Message from Jim Shooter

Larry has asked me to post on the Mind Lab and ask as to whether or not anyone knew if Willy Wonka was a real name or not. - Jim

[December 4, 2001 @ 12:09 PM]

Mon, 03 Dec 2001


I squealed wheels and cut wind at the same exact moment this morning at a stop light. I heard that is what they do at NASCAR for good luck.

[December 3, 2001 @ 08:59 AM]

Sat, 01 Dec 2001

World Leader Phone

And they need a World Leader Phone too. That way I and other World Leaders could check in daily on the World Leader Phone. Maybe I'll set that one up myself.

[December 1, 2001 @ 09:31 AM]

Stupid Hotline

I didn't find a Bible Phone as such, but I did find a pretty good Homework Hotline for a TV show that airs on WV PBS. I'll come up with a list of questions for them. Their number is 1-800-278-1290. Homework Hotlines are good and all, but what they need more of (in addition to the Bible Phone), is something where people can get just plain stupid, like the Stupid Hotline. That way after you were all smart on the Homework Hotline, you could get super stupid on the Stupid Hotline.

[December 1, 2001 @ 09:03 AM]

Fri, 30 Nov 2001

Bible Phone

Everyday for the past two weeks I've gone home and tried to read the Bible. But it's way to long. I think what I need, is a Bible phone. It would be just like the weather phone, except the Bible phone wouldn't tell you if it was going to be sunny or rain, but read you some of the Bible.

[November 30, 2001 @ 12:39 PM]

Thu, 29 Nov 2001


If I'm actually gonna sneak in the princess's room, I'd better be careful. She might have laser beam alarm guard, or maybe even one of those robotic cats that reports into the CIA. If you snap the cat tale off though, you're home free. Cause that is where the antenna is and without the antenna, the CIA can't locate the cat. I could always send Benji in and have him bite the cat tale off.... hmmmm.... maybe even get some wet ware and do him up like C.H.O.M.P.S.

Get the dynamite out of here!

[November 29, 2001 @ 09:02 AM]

Wed, 28 Nov 2001


I kinda of wish my name was Fuji. Then I could use Fuji Film, and when I went to pick up my pictures from the developers I could say Fuji Film for Mr. Fuji please. I knew a guy called Fuji, although we never called him Fuji. We just called him MacDaddy. I don't know why we called him MacDaddy.... it was just one of those things. I guess when he went to the developers he said, Fuji Film for MacDaddy please.

[November 28, 2001 @ 10:05 AM]

Mt. Fuji

Is Mt. Fuji on the front of the Fuji Film box?

[November 28, 2001 @ 09:55 AM]

Fuji Film

Every time I goto Walmart, I get one free roll of Fuji Film. The princess gets, oh, at least two, but sometimes three or four. Walmart must smell royalty.

[November 28, 2001 @ 09:51 AM]

Tue, 27 Nov 2001

Princess Pork

Does the princess eat pork? And if so, does that make her the princess of pork?

[November 27, 2001 @ 07:18 AM]

Mon, 26 Nov 2001

The Princess Debate

I met this girl last night and she explained to me how she only ate elegant foods. And she didn't say it once, but she said it TWO TIMEs. Two times a lady. She must be a princess. I'm thinking about setting a debate.

[November 26, 2001 @ 11:24 AM]

Wed, 21 Nov 2001

Final Message from Jim Shooter

Larry should be returning today. - Jim

[November 21, 2001 @ 08:09 AM]