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Fri, 08 Sep 2000

What a nice picture...

...of Madonna.

[September 8, 2000 @ 01:16 PM]

Just kidding

Nobody painted my mind! I know my many fans were sitting there for a moment with baited breath for me to say "just kidding" and I have. Moon Worlds and Parallel Moons X2 don't exist and that sure isn't my mind. That is why my mind can never be painted. It is much more complex then "Dinosaur Moon" and "Devil Dino Riki Boy". For ever and ever. My mind is a super computer of thought. I create Parallel-Verses mrjordyleforgeAKAreadingrainbow. So stuff it up your ass.

[September 8, 2000 @ 10:39 AM]


If the guy who did the Devil Dinosaur and Moon Boy team up with this guy who wrote "Dinosaur Moon", and melded them into one hyberdinopainting then that would have been my mind which is impossible... unless of course there ARE PARALLEL WORLDS.

Very spooky prospect...

Link: Dinosaur Moon

[September 8, 2000 @ 10:35 AM]

Maybe I was wrong...

This person painted exactly what was on my mind. I guess there is a first for everything. I've been dreaming about Devil Dinosaur and Moon Boy for weeks now.

Link: Devil Dinosaur and Moon Boy

[September 8, 2000 @ 10:32 AM]

Get it, I made a joke and told an Allegory

"Bayland", "OilPainting", "Oilspill", "Oilspill in the bay", "Oilspill in the bay ruining the land". Seriously, sometimes my allegorical mind of strength amazes me. That's one thing even I wouldn't try to paint. My mind.

Picture: RRRR!!! Inspiration for my next work

[September 8, 2000 @ 10:25 AM]

My Personal Goal: Oil Paintings for NASA

I'd like some of my oil paintings to be hung at a NASA base. Wallops would be nice. I'll use a little red and a little hue of blue. NASA if you would like to hang one of my oils in your lounge areas just drop me a mail. Otherwise Bay Land will get them, cause I reckon by the 23 century, Bay Land will be the next wallops. And old art is like WWII, nobody fucks with it. So my art will surely be classic. NASA you'd better phone me quick. But don't mail me today. I've got an sore inside my nose that is taking up a lot of my time... so I'm sort of busy. Try me tomorrow.

Link: This isn't the Bayland I was thinking of... still, fuck with em'.

[September 8, 2000 @ 10:14 AM]

Thu, 07 Sep 2000


I'm hungry. Taco Bell.

[September 7, 2000 @ 07:53 PM]

Mistakes are still more interesting than shock art

See I even made a mistake in referring to my art work magnifico in my last entry. And guess what? It still isn't for SALE. Bitcheeess feed me boooooze

no period


like Atlantis Morrison,
Jim's sis
I'd fuck her,
I'm only humane society
and then I'd put her in the pound.

no period

It still isn't for SALE.

[September 7, 2000 @ 07:52 PM]

And that is what my first oil painting is about.

See I am way better than all those shock art fools. Using feces for child's toys or crapping on your cavas is nothing new. And they aren't even getting my publicity by me talking about it, cause I saw the Roadrunner do all that stuff back during the heyday of ACME. The pope struck down by a meteor isn't art. An oil painting called "A little frog asked me what BB meant... Booze and Bitches" - now that is something else. And it isn't for SALE. Booooooze.

[September 7, 2000 @ 07:46 PM]

A little frog asked me what BB stood for, and I said...

Booze and Bitches

[September 7, 2000 @ 07:40 PM]

Wed, 06 Sep 2000

Oil Paintings

I'm taking up oil painting. So I am going to be selling my site. If you are interested drop me an email. I will still be in the Mind Lab, just painting though, meditating upon dark visions.

[September 6, 2000 @ 09:59 PM]

Temporary Changes

There will be some temporary changes occurring in this web space in the ensuing month.

[September 6, 2000 @ 01:34 PM]

Mistress Brandi Ryder

I looked to see if magic marker on her thigh Mistress Ming had a web site. The bad news is she doesn't, but the good news is that Mistress Brandi Ryder does. I'm so impressed by the Mistress Brandi Ryder's site. The graphics are really crisp. The name "Brandi Ryder" is great too. I bet there are a thousand Mistress Mings, but how many Mistress Brandi Ryders are there?

Link: Mistress Brandi Ryder

[September 6, 2000 @ 07:36 AM]

Tue, 05 Sep 2000

...Check it out...

I don't think it is her though. She was pretty ugly, or as we used to say back in those days "barf. Mistress Ming is pretty hot. I wonder what type of marker she wrote on her thigh with.

Link: Nasty Nicky Via your personal webrowser

[September 5, 2000 @ 08:56 PM]

Nasty Nicky

In 3rd Grade Nasty Nicky urinated through a straw. I was a changed man.

[September 5, 2000 @ 08:52 PM]