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Sat, 20 May 2000

Snowashion is HARDKORN

If you are a merchandising consultant for either the Gucci or Puma line of products, I too would like to advertise your goods just the members of the innovative band Korn do on their web site. Gucci and Puma are obviously products that speak to the young generation. I feel with your endorsement and by decking me out in your gear, our nation of youth would listen to me just like they do Korn. Perhaps you could develope me a catchy name for "fashion" like Korn's "phashion". Perhaps "Snowashion".

Link: Korn Phashion

[May 20, 2000 @ 05:14 AM]


Mind Lab forgot the "e" on Welcome. Everything is done for a purpose though. Clarity is often contingent on time. Welcome to Mind Lab.

[May 20, 2000 @ 12:04 AM]

Greeting in the New Day

Mind Lab greets the dawn of the new day. Welcom to Mind Lab.

[May 20, 2000 @ 12:01 AM]

Fri, 19 May 2000


A small green light stays on forever, the red light blinks intermittently. Welcome to Mind Lab.

[May 19, 2000 @ 11:58 PM]

Orange Soap is Mind Lab

The only soap in the Mind Lab is the type that smells like an orange orchard and eats the top three layers of skin off your hands.

[May 19, 2000 @ 08:02 PM]

How many minds are in the Mind Lab?

Millions of Minds.

[May 19, 2000 @ 06:37 PM]

What is located in the Mind Lab?


[May 19, 2000 @ 02:56 PM]

Introduzca (en espanol)

La casa de la mente es Laboratorio De La Mente.

[May 19, 2000 @ 12:27 PM]


The house of the mind is Mind Lab.

[May 19, 2000 @ 12:24 PM]

No Floppy Disks

There are no floppy disks in the Mind Lab.

[May 19, 2000 @ 11:17 AM]

Welcome to Mind Lab

[May 19, 2000 @ 09:31 AM]

The ABC's or Railing

I have often thought of establishing a transmigrational railroad so that I may travel from point A to point B with relative ease. If such a rail existed, I could also stop by points C and D and check on my other many vested potential potentials. The only hang up I can make out right now, is all the livestock farmland we would have to barrel through. May be a barb wire fence could be erected, may be razor wire. Wouldn't that be fun.

[May 19, 2000 @ 08:07 AM]

Thu, 18 May 2000

Omni is TRUTH

"Ding Dong" probably sounds different to every ear. Maybe to Harry's ear it sounds like, "Dear, Deer" and maybe to Sally Mae's ear, "Doo, Doo". Pigeons probably all hear the same "Ding, Dong" sound though, cause pigeons only have brains the size of raisins. I read that in Omni.

[May 18, 2000 @ 07:36 PM]

Ding Dong

You ever wonder where the "ding dong" sound for the doorbell came from? The doorbell doesn't "ding dong". I can't tell you what sound the doorbell makes, but it doesn't go "ding dong", I can tell you that. It's just something that popped in my head.
Link: This kid is stupid.

[May 18, 2000 @ 04:54 PM]

The Answer to my own Riddle

Of course pigeons would eat peanut butter. They eat Vienetta and they eat silly string, so why wouldn't they eat peanut butter? I don't know why I didn't think of that before. I love riddles.

[May 18, 2000 @ 01:40 PM]