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Tue, 16 Apr 2002

Visting Hours

I sent a stripper over to the hospital for Jim. I hope they let her in.

[April 16, 2002 @ 07:46 PM]

Mon, 15 Apr 2002

Voice Actors

Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks could do the voice of cat and dog respectively. Then it would for sure be a box office smash.

[April 15, 2002 @ 04:51 AM]

American Beauty

And a movie about a dog who falls in love with a cat would be a whole lot better than American Beauty. That paper bag stuff was dumb. Garbage is garbage no matter how you go about it. I would have been incensed if I had of worked in the garbage industry and seen that movie.

[April 15, 2002 @ 04:48 AM]

A Great Movie

You know what would be a great movie? A movie about a dog who falls in love with a cat.

[April 15, 2002 @ 04:44 AM]

Wed, 10 Apr 2002

Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur

I wonder if Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur ever barfed.

[April 10, 2002 @ 02:06 PM]

Tue, 09 Apr 2002

Harry Carrie Larry

It is my idea for a sitcom starring me and two female wiccans/ aerobics teachers called Harry and Carrie and how I go from their land lord named Larry, i.e. Don Knotts 3s-a-company, to a pimp type figure, called Thelonius Snakebite. The reoccurring line of the show will be one of the girls screaming, "Owww! Something bit my leg!" every time I brush up against them and then me going "Snakebite!!!"

[April 9, 2002 @ 10:21 AM]

Fri, 05 Apr 2002

The Ant never gets the Butterfly

It is amazing. Just when I think nature will become cruel, it turns out to be just like a Bug's Life. CG and friendly.


[April 5, 2002 @ 03:58 AM]

Thu, 04 Apr 2002

A Riddle of the Rat for the Power of the Mind to Solve

Who is Belloq? And who is the Brown Mouse? I know this much though, that the Brown Mouse was born in the year of the rat. Now show me a can of Raid and my mind e-rat-icate those bugs.

Belloq and the Brown Mouse

[April 4, 2002 @ 04:27 AM]

The Power of the Mind

I just made a bug crawl backwards with my mind!

[April 4, 2002 @ 04:16 AM]

Wed, 03 Apr 2002

Eggs from last Easter

I kept a couple eggs over from last easter and put them in the communal fridge. They are really nicely decorated too. There is something magical about white crayon and dye eggs, even a year later.

[April 3, 2002 @ 11:26 AM]

Mon, 01 Apr 2002

Chook and Scooby Doo

My god, this movie looks incredible! I'm dead serious! They are really going out on a limb and pushing the boundaries back. Chook is going to get in on the Scooby Doo Bandwagon. This Big, This is REAL BIG, and I don't want to be left out.

Scooby Doo Movie Sneak Preview

[April 1, 2002 @ 10:25 AM]

Fri, 29 Mar 2002

Scooby Doo

I'm pretty excited about the Scoody Doo movie that is coming out. I have a feeling that it is going to be good unlike a lot of the other cartoon based cinema outings. And I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about changing my name to Scooby Doo in preparation for the release. Cause when you tell the ticket vendors that you share the same name as the movie's hero, you are defiantly getting in for free.

[March 29, 2002 @ 06:32 PM]

Wed, 27 Mar 2002

Writer's Guild Email

If I get another goddamn email from the writer's guild, I swear to God, I'm docking Jimmy two weeks pay for not doing his job.

[March 27, 2002 @ 02:32 PM]

Tue, 26 Mar 2002


That is Don Imus.

[March 26, 2002 @ 10:43 AM]

Domn Hymus

We don't get Don Hymus here.

[March 26, 2002 @ 10:42 AM]