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Mon, 25 Mar 2002


It's Monday and I hate PuzzleYums and GekkoButt even MORE THAN BEFORE!!! It is like doppler effect, they just keep retarding.

[March 25, 2002 @ 10:21 AM]

Fri, 22 Mar 2002

The comic doesn't even make any sense...

I mean seriously, what is it about? And what exactly are the things in the comic supposed to be? It is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I can't tell you how much I hate PuzzleMan and GekkoRex. It is a waste of time and money. I H A T E T H E M !!! May they rot in HELLL!!!!!!!!

[March 22, 2002 @ 05:12 AM]

I hate PuzzleYums and GekkoMan

I've been up like 20,000 hours and I just came to a euphonious epiphany of mind, body and soul - that I hate PuzzleYums and GekkoMan. God I hate em!

[March 22, 2002 @ 05:04 AM]

Mon, 18 Mar 2002

Auto Detail

The guy came by to detail my Hummer today. He left a lit cigarette burning in the ashtray and left streaks on the glass. That's the last time I "go" with the "getters", if you know what I mean...

[March 18, 2002 @ 07:01 PM]

If you are traveling for Easter...

If you are traveling take the Chinese Greyhound. A lot of people don't know that there is such a thing as the Chinese Greyhound. But it exists. And I've ridden it many a night to Philly.

[March 18, 2002 @ 04:32 PM]


Everyone poo-poo-ed and nay-nay-ed and said, it couldn't be true. But I knew it was, just like I knew that the moon landings were fake cause John Glenn was a Canadian. And you'd better believe they are shipping my order for free!


[March 18, 2002 @ 07:53 AM]

The Latest in Lunacy

John Montgomery is completely and utterly nuts! He looks kinda of like me sitting in that office.

John Montgomery

[March 18, 2002 @ 07:32 AM]


I'd really like these people to make a web page for me. Their design is getting them tons of hits. When you type in in WKRP on Goodle, it is the number one WKRP site. There is a WKRP site above them actually, but they are an actual radio site.


[March 18, 2002 @ 07:20 AM]

Sun, 17 Mar 2002

Free Stuff

When I was away on business once, this guy came up to me and offered me a free book about Jesus. He was obviously a cult member or something. I took the free book, (thinking it would at least give me something to read on the plane) and then the guy demanded a "donation"! I said no. So the guy follows me around the terminal demanding money and calling me names. And whenI tried to give the book back, he wouldn't take it! I bought him a ticket next to me on the plane. This way I would have someone to talk to. It also left him stranded in Pheonix, which made me feel good about all the shit I had to listen to from that nutcase.

[March 17, 2002 @ 10:29 PM]

Fri, 15 Mar 2002

Oh my god....

I'm gonna vomit.... I ate those eggs way, way too fast. I must have eaten a dozen in - oh I'm gonna get sick.

[March 15, 2002 @ 09:53 AM]

Eggs in the morning

Eggs in the morning eggs all the time, serve um up with bacon, and jelly donuts fine!

[March 15, 2002 @ 09:24 AM]

Wed, 13 Mar 2002

Talking with History

I just had a multi-billion dollar idea. What if you could talk to History, with a capital H? Think about, History a bonified persona just like Jesus, with a capital J, or Prince prior symbol era, with a capitol P. Wow.

[March 13, 2002 @ 10:21 AM]

Call me Superman

Man that trip to New Jersey, I mean the Outer Banks was some really reall tough stuff. The men were separated from the boys and I hurt my finger really bad. It still hurts, but I'm not a boy with hurt finger; I'm a man, in fact the man, on the move and on the run from the New Jersey Devil with a hurt finger. Actually, I don't think it hurts anymore. Call me Superman and if I see the Jersey Devil again he's going to leave the ring with more than a couple cracked ribs.

[March 13, 2002 @ 07:24 AM]

Mon, 11 Feb 2002


President Larry Snow will be away in the Outer Banks for the next month investigating business opportunities. During his absence, Jim Shooter will be acting President.

[February 11, 2002 @ 12:55 PM]

Fri, 08 Feb 2002

Shoe Idea...

I'm gonna write 1982 on the bottom of my shoe and put it in the hall and see what people do.

[February 8, 2002 @ 08:20 AM]